Dude who spent £20k to look like David Beckham now wants to look like Brooklyn
21-year-old Jack Johnson, who has forked out £20,000 to look like David Beckham now says he wants a ‘younger, fresher’ appearance, and reckons David's son Brooklyn is the perfect example.
Jack has spent so much money on surgery and cosmetic procedures that he's found himself homeless after spunking all his cash on his face so now uses sugar daddies to fund his surgery.
Unemployed Jack, who appeared on This Morning in 2016, is now spending between £350 and £400 a week on procedures including vampire facials and thread facelifts. He says:
I've been busy finding myself over the last few months and now I want to look like Brooklyn Beckham. David is obviously very attractive but he's getting older now and I want a younger, fresher look. Brooklyn is more in the limelight and now when I go to my surgeon or beauty therapist, I take a picture of him.
Yeah, that's not weird or creepy at all. He goes on to say:
It’s costing me a fortune and I’m not working so I have about five sugar daddies. I don’t have to do anything intimate with them, I just go out for luxury dinners and attend exclusive events by their side. It’s a simple transaction - they’re not really my friends.
I think someone's telling fibs. Ain't no way those sugar daddies are handing him money for funzies. Those dudes are getting their dicks sucked, you know it. Dude just needs to sort himself out some accomodation and realise that surgery is not going to turn him into a Beckham.