There's now a protein-heavy advent calendar for all the #gymcunts

Joyless pricks.

Chocolate advent calendars are ace, aren't they? Not weird. They're a kind of training too when you think about it; preparing you - mentally, if not necessarily physically - for the massive-bastard tins of Quality Street that'll get wheeled out on Christmas day.

More recently you've had your beer advent calendars, even cheese ones, and again this is solid preparation for your competition-level consumption of those products once the festive season-proper rolls around.

What do you do after a 24-day stretch of sensible protein portions though? A Christmas morning workout so heroic that you're forced to annex the entire turkey? We can't be friends.

£39.99 from boostbox.com. They can keep it.

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